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Sam, We Talked About This

Sam, We Talked About This

Every sentence, image and video on the internet will feed Sam's bottomless hunger! Train your models, grow your subscribers, buy new hardware and scrape even more data, all to build a super-duper artificial intelligence and leave every rival behind.

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Q4 2026
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Followers
15
Est. WishlistsestiProxy: followers × 12 (industry heuristic)
180
Est. OwnersestiBoxleiter method: reviews × 32
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Est. RevenueestiEst. owners × ~62% of list price
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Release
Q4 2026
About
Sam, We Talked About This is an idle incremental game. You scrape the internet with your cursor to collect data, train AI models on that data, watch the models pull in subscribers and turn them into money, then spend the money on more disks, more machines and more staff. The numbers grow, the loop speeds up, the models get smarter, and you climb the 500-company ranking on your wall. AGI is waiting at the top.



  • Strip a site in 12 seconds and leave nothing but white behind.
  • Choose between text, images and video; every model trains on its own kind of data.
  • Buy disks, fit cabinets, grow your storage; nothing you collect is ever used up.
  • Train a model, name it, rack it, and buy the compute that lets it reach people.
  • Hire staff; money that lands on the floor is gone after 20 seconds.
  • Open the upgrade tree to speed up your scanning and your crew.
  • Keep climbing the ranking: AGI sits at the top.

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Features
Family SharingSingle-playerSteam Achievements
Tags
2DArcadeArtificial IntelligenceAutomationCapitalismCasualColorfulDark HumorEconomyFunnyHand-drawnIdlerIncrementalIndieManagement
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Estimates — owners use the Boxleiter method (reviews × 32), wishlists proxy followers × 12, revenue uses ~62% of list price × est. owners. These are rough industry heuristics, not official data.
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