Very Human Doctor
A Co(s)mic Medical Simulator where healing humanity is just your cover. Treat patients, secretly harvest DNA, experiment with bizarre alien technology, and keep your true identity hidden.
You weren't sent to Earth to save humanity...
You were sent to study it.
In Very Human Doctor, you play as an alien infiltrator disguised as an ordinary hospital physician. Officially, you're here to diagnose patients, manage a busy hospital ward, and keep everyone healthy.
Unofficially?
You're collecting human DNA, testing experimental alien technology, and conducting increasingly suspicious "medical research" for your home planet.
Just don't get caught.
Every strange procedure, every impossible cure, and every mysterious machine makes humans a little more suspicious...
Diagnose. Guess. Learn.
There's just one small problem. You have absolutely no idea how human medicine works. Every disease becomes a puzzle.
Try different treatments, observe bizarre side effects, and slowly build your own medical knowledge through trial and error. Did Medicine #3 cure stomach worms? No. It made the patient's head twice as big. Good to know.
Run a Hospital... and a Secret Alien Laboratory
Treat patients using ordinary medical equipment...or secretly upgrade it with advanced extraterrestrial technology.
Install hidden scanners inside hospital beds, enhance X-ray machines with alien hardware, develop experimental devices, and gather valuable research data without raising too much suspicion.
Keep Humanity From Finding Out
Your greatest enemy isn't disease. It's suspicion. Patients notice strange treatments. Visitors ask questions.
Give too many impossible cures or perform too many suspicious experiments, and people may realize their trusted doctor isn't quite... human. Balance efficient healthcare with covert alien research before your cover is blown.
Upgrade Two Worlds
Earn money from successful treatments to expand your hospital with new rooms, equipment, and better facilities.
At the same time, collect alien resources to unlock increasingly absurd extraterrestrial technologies that make your research faster, but also much harder to hide. The better your hospital becomes, the deeper your secret operation grows.
Features
👽 Play as an alien pretending to be a human doctor.
🧬 Secretly collect DNA while treating patients.
💊 Discover treatments through hilarious trial-and-error experimentation.
🛸 Build and upgrade both your hospital and hidden alien technology.
👀 Manage suspicion - don't let humanity uncover your true identity.
🤣 Experience ridiculous medical mishaps and unexpected patient reactions.
🔬 Balance ethical medicine... or completely ignore ethics in the name of science.
Humanity thinks you're here to heal them.
Your species knows the truth.
