Hash & Chill
A cozy crypto-mining idle game: build your farm, ride the market, end each cycle with a halving, and chill to rain and lo-fi.
Late evening. Rain on the window, a moon and a little plant on the sill, a cat sprawled across the desk, and under it your mining rig purring away. Pour a coffee, put on some lo-fi, and mine made-up coins in the coziest crypto room there is.
☕ Mine, sell, chill
A cozy idle clicker with no rush and no grinding for grinding's sake. Tap the screen to mine by hand, or build a farm that works for you. Watch the charts, wait for the right moment, and sell: the market breathes, and sometimes it breathes right into your pocket.
🖥️ Build your dream farm
From an old laptop to a hyperscale data center. The catch: power costs watts and heat, so keep the balance between compute, power, and cooling. Look away too long and the rig overheats while the room glows an anxious red. Out of space? Buy slots, sell old hardware, optimize.
📈 Ride the market
Three coins, three personalities: the boring but dependable $STBL, the lively $HASH, and the utterly unhinged meme coin $DOGE. And when @MuskRat tweets something again, the price shoots up ×3, and you get a couple of seconds to sell at the very peak.
🌙 Close the cycle, grow stronger
Squeezed everything out of a run? Do a halving: reset your progress and bank Warmth for permanent upgrades. Level up the Cozy and Scale branches, unlock the second tier with rare Quanta, and build a setup that turns a cozy hobby into a money printer.
🐦 Contracts and crypto Twitter
The feed is full of familiar faces: whales, pump prophets, people who lost their seed phrase, and just plain tired holders. Take contracts, mine the right coin, sell to a target, or hold out without overheating, and collect your rewards.
💤 Your rig works while you rest
Closed the game? The farm keeps mining. Come back for what's piled up and pick up right where you left off.
✨ What's inside
☕ A cozy idle with active clicking
🌧️ A lo-fi mood: night, rain, string lights, a sleeping cat
📊 A living market: volatility, pumps, and three coins with character
🔥 Farm management: power, cooling, and the fight against overheating
🌱 Deep prestige: Warmth, Quanta, and two upgrade branches
📝 Contracts and dozens of atmospheric tweets
🌙 Offline income and autosave
😼 Light crypto satire, no lecturing
No gas fees. No rug pulls. Just you, a warm room, and the soft sound of rain.
