Surgineer
Have you ever dreamed of being a real surgeon? Well… you will not learn that here. Discover a crazy universe where you get the opportunity to be the greatest or most terrible doctor.
Welcome to the most unrealistic surgery simulator where everyone can instantly become a terrible doctor.
You will have to solve hilarious surgical procedures ranging from CPR to brain transplant or even removing alien eggs from a poor patient using a robotic arm! You always thought you had that surgeon in you?
SCALPEL PLEASE!
Choose among a wide variety of tools and utensils to perform your art... and dig into your patient!
Scalpels, knives, syringes, drills, saws, lasers, rubber ducks and much more!
HE IS FLATLINING!
Keep an eye on that ECG and defib the hell out of that chest if needed! Don't forget to pump some air in those lungs when the patient is unconscious. Pump it!
BUTCHER OR SURGEON?
Some procedures will require precision, some others will require raw power to get there! You will be the judge!
LET'S GET SERIOUS
Cut out that skin, break open that chest, and precisely move away those organs in the way to proceed to a very dangerous heart transplant. Precisely remove that scalp, open that skull like a fresh egg and take out that brain to replace it with a cybernetic one! Because why not?
RESPECT AS YOUR Nº 1 PRIORITY
Be mindful, be respectful and be very careful with your patient's integrity. Your mission is to guarantee a precise and painless procedure and outstanding result for your patient.
Because if you don't, you better have a bulletproof malpractice insurance before putting those hands in there!
