Paskahousu
A traditional Finnish folk card game, brought to Steam. Shed your cards, nuke the pile, bluff your friends — don't be the last one holding. Full Finnish and English. Online multiplayer included.
Paskahousu (Finnish: "shitpants") is a traditional Finnish folk card game,
brought to Steam.
The rules are simple. The humiliation is not.
Play your cards higher than the pile. Use 2s to reset it, 10s to nuke it.
When your hand runs out, play from the table — then flip your hidden cards
blind and pray. The last player holding cards becomes the paskahousu.
GAME MODES
Quick Match — 1v1 against an AI bot. Easy, Medium, or Hard.
Tournament — 8-player single elimination bracket. Win three 1v1 matches in a row to take the crown. Lose one and you're out.
Online Multiplayer — 1v1 against real opponents. Invite Steam friends directly from the lobby.
PROGRESSION
XP rewards every game, level 1 through 100+
Rank from Bronze through Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, all the way to Legend at level 100
Unlock card borders, avatar borders, play effects, emotes, and titles — 60+ cosmetics in total
Earn titles like Nuke Master, Comeback King, Pile Dodger, Speed Demon, and Destroyer
FEATURES
Full Finnish and English localization — authentic language, not a translation
Steam friend invites — challenge your friends from the game lobby
13 Steam achievements — from First Game to Legend
Card flip animations, pile explosions, and nuke effects
No pay-to-win — all cosmetics earned through play
