Unstable Table
Survive the lunch rush in Unstable Table, a physics-based chaos-sim. Battle Boss Karens with rule-breaking mechanics, reassemble modular burgers after purse hits, and manage a shared Rage Meter in co-op. Use XP to balance your character and cash to buy "Karen Counters." Serve or be served...
Unstable Table is a high-octane, physics-based restaurant management simulator where the biggest obstacle isn't the cooking, it’s the customers. Step into the shoes of a solo server or team up with friends to survive a lunch rush populated by a unique cast of Karens and "Boss Karens" who are determined to ruin your day, your floor, and your sanity.
In this world, everything is fragile. If you stumble, your burgers fly apart; if you don't clean fast enough, you slip; and if you don't manage the "Rage Meter," it's game over.
Key Features
Modular Burger Physics: Burgers aren't just single items; they are modular stacks. If a Karen hits you with her purse or you slip on a spill, your tray will fly and you'll have to physically reassemble the order from the floor.
The Karen Boss Gallery: Battle six distinct types of Karens, each with "rule-breaking" mechanics:
Klassic Karen: Freezes you for 5 seconds to "speak to the manager," potentially letting your food burn.
Fat Karen: Orders multiple different things nearly driving you crazy on how much she can actually eat.
Klaim Karen: Gaslights you into remaking "imperfect" food up to 8 times in a row.
Food Kritic Karen: Demands a perfect "vibe", cleaning near her table actually increases the rage meter.
Koach Karen: Brings a team of picky athletes for a high-stakes precision skill check.
Old Karen: Test your volume management and deal with massive messes.
Chaos Co-op & Solo Modes:
Solo: Focus on store upgrades, hiring staff, and building an automated machine to handle the rush.
Multiplayer: Automation and hiring staff is gone. You and your friends share a single Global Rage Meter. Communication is vital as one person's mistake becomes everyone's problem.
Strategic Upgrades: Use your hard-earned cash to buy "Karen Counters." Purchase Special Sauce or Premium Napkins to statistically decrease the number of times a Karen makes you remake an order.
RPG Progression: Earn Experience Points (XP) to upgrade your character, specifically increasing your balance and decreasing the percentage chance of falling when hit by a purse or projectile.
What You’ll Do
Your shift in Unstable Table is a constant balancing act between manual labor and tactical decision-making:
1. Prep and Cook: Master the grill to keep up with orders, but stay alert, the "Unstable" environment means one slip can ruin your entire inventory.
2. Manage the Rage: Keep an eye on each table's Rage Meter. If it caps out, the Karen explodes, and you lose the run.
3. Survive the Assault: Navigate a dining room where customers will physically harass you. Dodge flying objects and purses while carrying delicate trays of food.
4. Clean and Maintain: Spills are more than just an eyesore; they are physical hazards that will cause you to drop modular food items.
5. Expand the Business: In Solo mode, take your profits to automate the kitchen, turning a manual nightmare into a well-oiled (but still chaotic) machine.
