Squid Arrives：Make Squid Great Again
In XXXX, deep-sea squids receive "nuclear food" from the islands. This unnatural feast triggers their awakening, reviving the lost memory of cephalopod world domination. Note: Inspired by fried calamari. Contains allegory. Don't overthink it! (laughs)
🦑 Squid Arrives: Make Squid Great Again
In the year XXXX, the squids living in the deep sea received a billion "nuclear meals" delivered from a certain island.
After enjoying this gift full of technology and hardcore radiation, they suddenly awakened. The glorious history of cephalopod world domination—previously erased by Earth's will—now shines brightly in their brains once again.
Entering this cephalopod-rise timeline, you will play as a brave Squidism Warrior, piloting various fighter jets to eliminate the Little Green Men occupying the land and their co-conspirators.
Kill count bonuses earned in combat can be used to purchase new ammunition and aircraft upgrades, allowing you to pay out of pocket to become the most famous Air Force Squid among all squid folks.
🦑 Game Features (Or: How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Squid)
This Game Does NOT Contain: #PoliticalCommentary #AbstractHumor #MemeLord #InternetCulture #CutePets #DarkComedy
But Seriously, Here's What You ACTUALLY Get:
🗣️ Multiple Language Versions
Full English voiceover and text. Because on the battlefield where "caliber is justice", you don't need a translator to understand what the enemy screams when you're 0.5 seconds away from deleting them. Universal language: panic.
🎖️ Very Trendy Officer-san
Communication with them might be... quirky. But hey, in a warzone, anyone willing to have a normal conversation with you is definitely not on your team. Trust issues? More like survival instincts.
📰 Realistic Warfare Gameplay
Inspired by recent military conflicts (you know which ones). The gaming experience will give you serious "watching the news" vibes. The difference? Here you can become the "casualty number" in the headlines instead of just watching it. Immersion level: 100%.
👾 About Your Enemies
They're surprisingly resilient. So don't let your guard down until the very end. I mean, you've been trying this hard and they're STILL alive. That's either impressive or concerning. Probably both.
🎯 Custom Loadout System
Multiple special aircraft variants and ammunition types to choose from. Got decision paralysis? No worries. At the memorial service, you won't need to choose anything anyway. Problem solved.
🗺️ Diverse Battle Maps
Land, sea, and air maps that keyboard strategists are very familiar with. You've been "commanding from the couch" for so long—time to experience it firsthand! (Warning: Damaged edition only. No refunds on actual damage.)
🦑 The Squid-Ordovician United Government Solemnly Declares
🎮 Final Interpretation Rights
This game's final interpretation rights belong to the "Cephalopod Protection & Petroleum Foundation™"
🎮 Disclaimer
Any resemblance to reality is purely the work of Lord Heaven's Big Hand™
Now, press the Start button and Make Squids Great Again.
