Horse Race Tests: Life is Pain
In Horse Race Tests: Life is Pain, feed into your worst impulses in this action packed high score gambling game. Gain abilities to rig races in your favor! Collect virtual figurines of your favorite horses, like Jovial Merryment...
What is Horse Race Tests?
Horse Race Tests is the viral horse racing sim video game series that ran on x dot com. Almost daily races chronicled races between abstract colorful horses. Which one would touch the carrots first? Place your bets and pray for the best.
What perchance is Life is Pain about?
Play as a fan of Horse Race Tests using an "online gambling system" to win ʊ that you spend on figures of your favorite horses! Win bets, gain abilities, rig the races in your favor, lose your sanity, and uncover the mysteries of Life is Pain.
Features
Race Horse in a Single Player High Score Attack Mode (the only mode)
Yuri...
Characters
Jovial Merryment
Comely Material Morning
Cyan
the yellow horse
Some others...
Themes & Benefits
Critique on society
Critique on gaming culture
Psychological Horror
LGBTQIA+
Quotes
"They don't look like horses."
"The dev though Umamusume was ripping him off. What an idiot."
"The dev actually has they/them pronouns."
"There is actually more than one developer on this project."
"I am LGBTQIA+."