Gooner Simulator
The ultimate simulation of degeneracy. Master the one-handed playstyle, Click furiously and destroy your dopamine receptors. Will you conquer the internet, or will you just break your mouse?
Welcome to the ultimate simulation of terminal online addiction. You start with nothing but a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a dream: to turn your biological output into a global economic superpower.
Gooner Simulator is an idle clicker game that asks the question: "How far is too far?" and then sprints past that line screaming.
THE GRINDSET
Life is simple. You jerk, you produce, you sell.
Master the art of the One-Handed Playstyle. Use your fluids to fund your operation. Upgrade your grip strength. Optimize your friction coefficients. Turn your bedroom into a high-efficiency factory of filth.
BUILD THE ULTIMATE CAVE
Start with a crusty sock. End with an industrial-grade bio-hazard facility.
The Tech: Upgrade from a single crappy phone to a wall of monitors. Watch content to generate Shame, the currency of the depraved.
The Dark Web: Spend your Shame to unlock forbidden upgrades, illicit "used" toys, and shady biological experiments.
The Logistics: You can't store it all in a jar forever. Install kegs, drums, and industrial silos to manage your liquid assets.
KEY FEATURES:
High-Velocity Clicking Action: Risk it all and test the structural integrity of your mouse.
Immersive Simulation: Every drop of cum, every pubic hair meticulously simulated for that true GOONER experience.
Banging Soundtrack: Featuring all your favorite classics from artists Lil Pump, Busta COOM, DJ Stroke and more!
Warning: This game contains big dicks, buckets of cum, and levels of depravity that may void your soul’s warranty. Shower immediately after playing.