Quality Learing Center
Cook the books. Bribe the auditors. Launder everything. A satirical idle game where running a daycare into the ground is just good business — and getting caught is a skill issue.
About This Game
Quality Learing Center is a satirical idle game about fraud, embezzlement, and the relentless pursuit of the American Dream — one cooked spreadsheet at a time.
You're the director of a struggling daycare. But why earn pennies watching kids when you can earn quintillions watching the books? Turn a humble learning center into a sprawling criminal empire — and when the heat in the boardroom gets to be too much, take your talents to a very different institution.
TWO EMPIRES OF CORRUPTION
🏢 QLC Inc. — Start with Ghost Students (children who don't exist) and Inflated Invoices, then scale all the way up to running a literal Global Conspiracy. Hire visionary executives like Ahmed "The Books" Baloney and Senator Porkbarrel to run the scams while you sleep.
🔒 The Yard — Push QLC far enough and the Feds come knocking. Good thing prison is just another market. Build a second empire from Cigarette Hustles, Ramen Rackets, and Tunnel Operations, with all-stars like Big Tony Noodles and Shank McStabface on the payroll. Both empires run at once — diversify your crimes.
FEATURES
Number Go Up… Until It Doesn't. Classic incremental loops — buy businesses, hire managers, stack multipliers — wrapped around a game that's secretly about getting away with it.
Prestige & Launder. Flee an investigation to reset your operation and bank Shadow Investors (in QLC) or Street Cred (in The Yard) — permanent multipliers that make every comeback dirtier than the last.
Beat Your Rivals. Climb the Syndicate ladder from a measly Lemonade Stand all the way to the Illuminati, claiming Political Capital with every takedown.
Build Your Board. Recruit a Board of Directors — the Fixer, the Lobbyist, the Nepo Baby — and rig the curriculum with upgrades like Nap Time Optimization and Unpaid Internships.
40 Achievements & Global Leaderboards. Your lifetime take never stops climbing. Compete on the Most Wanted leaderboard to be crowned the single greatest fraudster on Steam.
The Long Con. Master both empires — every business, every crooked manager, every laundered dollar. How it all ends is up to you. (There's a way to truly finish the job. Most never find it.)
Artisanal "Human" Graphics. We dedicated thousands of hours to a hand-crafted visual style capturing the warmth of the human spirit. (Disclaimer: the art is definitely AI. We embezzled the art budget. It's a game about fraud — what did you expect?)
Will you retire to a sun-drenched non-extradition paradise, or fly too close to the sun and become a cautionary headline?
Start your legacy of corruption today.
