Epic O'clock
Senor epic is awoken from his epic slumber when he hears destiny calling to him. "hello" it says. and then it's gone. "i will go for a walk" says senor epic. uh oh mr stupid idiot guy put up danger. Move left, right, up, and even down through many levels so you can kill him!!! no z axis though!!!!!!
Epic O'clock is a comedic 2d platformer indie game made by a singular person with too much free time. In this whimsical silly wacky funny comedic and asinine adventure, you play as Senor Epic as he tries to kill Mr Stupid Idiot Guy for being tooooooo stupid!!!! Originally made for a school project, Jack overachieved by adding three times as many levels as were required and multiple cutscenes, as well as many other unnecessary features and flourishes. All art is made by a man who can't draw and all music is made by a man who can't compose. Full of references (and rip-offs) from various media, this game is sure to make you do something! Maybe even buy it???? and PLAY IT?!?!?!?! Who knows! Includes over 2 seconds of gameplay, but less than 1 gazillion (unless you're really bad)
Includes (but is not limited to)
Somewhere around 10 levels
Many cutscenes
Stupid references
4 endings
Collectibles
Voice acting sometimes
Movement
ground
wall
ceiling
table
chair
roof
door
insulation
heating unit
two bedrooms
living room with kitchenette
leaky plumbing
bathroom
doomed yaoi?!??! (Thanks Adam)
AND MORE!!!!
