MANIFESTO
Welcome, CEO. Our company exists for one reason: To make money. Lots of it. Employees are resources. Stress is productivity. Burnout is growth. Money is happiness. Don't you want to be happy?
Congratulations!
You've climbed the ranks, left countless competitors in your wake, and proven you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat business. We're now ready to take you to the next level. With this latest venture, you'll have to put any human feelings you've ever experienced aside, and attempt to satisfy shareholders who can never truly be satisfied. Good luck.
To succeed in this cut-throat world of business, you'll need to:
Make extremely ethical decisions to keep the sales flowing
Hire employees, then burn them out for profit
Reach entirely unrealistic sale targets in a small amount of time
Unlock power-ups & stack effects to juice those numbers
Expand & level up your company, but try not to crumble under the pressure
If you fail to meet our demands. You will be fired. I will be fired. The company will be liquidated, and you will wish you were never born. Enjoy yourself!
Very Rich Regards
Chief Shareholders Officer
