Circle Jerk
A new “friendslop” sports experience where making your friends feel good is the main goal... Compete to finish your friends before they finish you. Whoever wins gets to drink the jar in the middle.
ABOUT THE SPORT
Circle Jerk is built around Fruit Rotation Athletics, a fast-paced fantasy sport where competitors test speed, stamina, and rotational technique to outperform rival athletes. Each match is played in structured rounds where players must maintain rhythm, control centrifugal force, and master precision hand-tech to score the highest rotation total.
ABOUT CIRCLE JERK
Circle Jerk is a competitive multiplayer game of focus, speed, and strategy. Each player works to overwhelm their opponents before being overwhelmed themselves. Every match centers around a shared jar that fills with the collective effort of the group — but only one player will claim it in the end.
FRIEND SLOP FUN
At its core, Circle Jerk is about interaction. Players choose who to engage, when to apply pressure, and when to defend. Friendships are tested through quick reactions and calculated decisions. Every session creates a story none of you will forget.
COMPETITIVE JERK SIMULATOR
Speed alone isn’t enough. Success requires reading your opponents, controlling your cursor, and knowing exactly when to switch targets. Every movement affects the shared jar and every hesitation can cost you victory. Circle Jerk delivers a focused, skill-based contest of endurance and precision.
LARGE JERK TRACK
Immerse yourself in a diverse audio library designed for peak jerk performance. Whether you prefer slow, emotional builds or aggressive bass-driven chaos, Circle Jerk delivers a continuous stream of high-energy tracks to keep the action alive. There's over 50+ tracks all about the joy of Circle Jerking.
STATE-OF-THE ART PARRY SYSTEM
A precision-based counter mechanic built around timing, tension, and denial. Just before the decisive moment, interrupt the incoming surge and assert control. A perfect read allows you to hold the opponent on the brink, suspend their momentum, and convert their own buildup into your advantage. Mastery lies not only in blocking — but in keeping them there until you choose to break the stalemate.
FEATURES
Strategic, cursor-based competitive gameplay – Outmaneuver your opponents with precision and control in a high-stakes contest of focus and speed.
Online multiplayer for up to 4 players – Compete head-to-head with friends, plus one dedicated Cuck Chair spectator to observe the action and provide moral support.
Shared Jar Victory System – Every movement contributes to a single, collective jar. Only one player will claim it.
Large Jerking Soundtrack – A full catalogue of cross-genre bangers designed to fuel the momentum, confusion, and glory of every match. 50+ Music Tracks.
