Horrible Princess: Surbibor
🩷 It's a Survivor. With horrible princesses and princes. ¡Save them all!. Unlock and upgrade 12 + weapons. Mess up with 40+ runes & find all the cursed objects. Then, treat yourself with diferent yet disapointing winning scenes. You deserve owning this.
The Game:
Rescuing a princess... old fashioned maybe, but that’s been Billy’s obsession ever since he was a kid, spending endless hours binge watching old Dinkey films.
Years passed. Billy grew up. No job. No studies. No friends. Nothing but his craving for a princess-rescue adventure. Risky? Dangerous? Sure. But also… potentially lucrative.
At the start, you must choose a princess (or prince) to rescue. If you can’t decide, just follow your heart.
They might even grant you a small symbolic gift to begin your quest—along with a peculiar request: bring them some cursed object they long for. A tote bag, bubble tea, cigarettes, glue… mundane things, but cursed nonetheless. Each of these objects comes with a peculiar perk or curse you’ll have to endure throughout your journey.
You begin in near-darkness, armed with little more than a basic weapon and sheer stubbornness. You are weak. Near-sighted. Totally dependent on gear:
Runes (precious few, acumulables,). (+40)
Adds one jump to your Weapon Lightning.
Heals you "X" each second.
Poison duration. +1s.
Shows enemies healtbar.
Increase "critical hit" chance +X%.
Freeze enemy +1s when hit with Orbit Ball.
& more!
Weapons & Magic (manual and automatic, upgradeable up to seven levels.). (12)
"Boss Hunter": Automatic. Finds closest boss and damage it. 
"Wall": Creates a temporal wall that proteccs you from enemies. 
"Poison Area": Applies poison to enemies in area of explode. 
"Default Gun": Simple. But powerfull when upgraded. 
"Shield": Proteccs you when active.
& more!
Cursed objects:
"Ashtray": Halves your total max health.
"Cigarretes": Reduce "X" health each 10 seconds.
"Tote Bag": Increases store prices each time.
"Wedding Dress": Reduces "X%" your speed.
& more!
Survive the endless waves. Face the bosses. Defeat the castle. Discover 3 misteries. Rescue your chosen royal and deliver the cursed trinkets. Then unlock one of twelve or more endings—each low-budget, unconfirmed, and guaranteed to disappoint.
*All of it wrapped in dozens of collectible curated classical music tracks, with enough baroque bangers that slap harder than Billy’s father’s emotional distance.
About:
Hello. You still here? I've made this game alone, at night, hearing people getting asaulted on the street because I live in a shitty neighbourhood.
It's my first game, so if you buy it and then you return it.. that would not be ok.
