VAL'TY
VAL'TY mixes silly humor, absurd horror and retro FPS aesthetics with a mandatory easter egg quest and creepypasta-like moments. No humans allowed! GET VAL'TED!
[Inspired by Late 1990's and early 2000's videogames. Val'ty is a short First Person Shooter where you play as an alien mother]
VAL'TY mixes silly humor, absurd horror and retro aesthetics with a mandatory easter egg quest and creepypasta-like secrets.
Story
Villainized throughout the ages, the Valtians have been considered the number one threat to humanity.
The fear of the Valtian power led a corporation to create a machine capable of "taming" hostile aliens.
Val'ty, a ranger in service of her people, will be in charge of destroying the machine and everything else her path.
...
And because her daughter is on school vacation, she's coming along.
Transform your gun!
Explore hostile bases while uncovering secrets. Devour enemies in your path, call your daughter to unlock certain areas, and find new abilities to make combat easier, or better; break through levels and destroy the game to discover even more secrets.
SNIPER mode
SNIPER MODE = More Damage, and also an way to destroy locks to access new areas.
LOCK-ON Feature
Hard to aim on enemies? Don't worry, Val'ty features a lock-on mode.
VAL'TYNHA (Daughter, A.K.A Lil Val)
No escort missions! Your daughter is invincible and she will try to help you from time to time. You can also transport her to your location using the CALL button, or ask her to activate levers/buttons or pass through places you can't. Don't worry, she can take care of herself.
Take a break
Take a break and dance with your daughter. After all, a good warrior should be prepared to dance to the death with the enemy (Something Val'ty always says).
Who we recommend it for:
Retro game fans who want something new to play.
People tired of human heroes. Ugh, humans.
People looking for a 'mom game', which is a game where you play as a mom ✪ω✪
Easter egg hunters.
Those who like shorter games.
Val'ty!
Those who think angry alien moms are cool!
Those who want to try a perspective against human hegemony in fantasy and the hypocrisy of hero tales.
Who we don't recommend it for:
Those looking for a clone of their favorite FPS.
Players who crave access to a vast arsenal (Val'ty only need ONE weapon).
Those who only enjoy long games.
Those who demands a "roadmap" or constant updates.
If you can't stand the sight of hot dancing aliens.
If you're sad knowing that Val'ty murdered 100.000 gamers just the other day
Say cheese!
Reptilian Content Disclosure
This game uses real Reptilian consultants to ensure historical accuracy and the best alien/Valtian propaganda.
100% HUMAN/ALIEN MADE, NO AI WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS WONDERFUL GAME!
Get Val'ted!
