You Suck At Football
A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
🏆 Control the Ball
Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.
🏐Physics-Based
This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
One slip = massive progress loss
No checkpoints in hard mode
Every climb is earned
🫂Multiplayer Mayhem
Play solo or in online multiplayer.
🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”
😭 “We were right at the top!!”
💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”
🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage
From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
No loading screens, just pure upward pain
🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends
The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.
🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
Rage quits expected.
Friendships may be lost.
But if you make it to the top…
