Looking For Waifu
A physics-based meme platformer where a lonely cat risks it all… for love. Are you ready to climb, fall, rage, and laugh your way through the most cursed journey ever? In LOOKING FOR WAIFU, you play as a determined cat with one goal: find his waifu. No map. No checkpoints. No mercy.
😼 LOOKING FOR WAIFU
You’re a lonely cat. You want a waifu. You will climb anything to get one.
Welcome to the most cursed platformer ever made by a totally unemployed guy with too much free time and emotional damage. This isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s pain. It’s LOOKING FOR WAIFU.
💗You climb for love.
You fall for content.
You play because you hate yourself.
LOOKING FOR WAIFU — coming soon to ruin your day.
🧱 What is this nonsense?
🧍♂️ You’re a weird puffy cat.
📦 The world is stacked with random trash from the internet.
💔 You fall once = cry.
🤡 You fall twice = uninstall.
🧎 You climb for hours… to simp for anime girls that don’t even know you exist.
🔥 Features (probably):
🚫 No checkpoints, no saves, just pure suffering.
🧠 Physics that feel like they were coded by a raccoon on Red Bull.
🐈 Cute cat. Dripless. Desperate.
🗿 Anime statues, toilets in the sky, spinning fans, and emotional trauma.
🎙️ Mocking voice lines to destroy your self-esteem.
🚀 Go to space. Or don’t. Probably won’t even make it past the vending machine.
⚠️ WARNING:
May cause rage, regret, and spontaneous uninstall.
Contains 0 actual waifus. Still better love story than your last situationship.
