Grand Taking Ages
Coming Soon Since Forever! Start your game dev journey in mom's garage! Battle angry fans, dodge ruthless journalists, and perfect the art of "creative" deadlines. Survive on pizza and energy drinks while building your dream studio into... a slightly better garage!
Welcome to the world's first reality-based game development simulator, where your dreams of creating the next gaming masterpiece collide head-first with actual reality!
Start your journey in your mom's garage (now officially a "tech incubator") and build your way up to... well, a slightly better garage!
Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It)
Transform from a starry-eyed indie developer into a caffeinated coding warrior battling against impossible deadlines, mysterious bugs, and the ever-present temptation to add "just one more feature." Will you create the next gaming sensation, or will your project join the hallowed halls of "Coming Soon™" legends?
Key Features
🎮 FROM ZERO TO MAYBE HERO
Start with nothing but dreams and an energy drink
Build your empire from garage to almost-corporate office
Manage your team's sanity levels through multiple coffee crises
🚀 MASTER THE ART OF DEVELOPMENT
Balance feature creep with actual creepy features
Perfect the ancient art of bug relabeling as features
Navigate the treacherous waters of community management
Master the "It's not a delay, it's additional polish" technique
⚔️ EPIC BATTLES AWAIT
Dodge ruthless journalists armed with uncomfortable questions
Face off against the dreaded army of keyboard warriors
Defend against hackers trying to leak your unfinished builds
Confront investors who foolishly expect "results" and "progress"
🏗️ BUILD YOUR DREAM STUDIO
Design the perfect workspace (or at least make it look good for investor visits)
Hire a dream team based on their ability to survive on pizza
Upgrade from "borrowed" assets to actually original content
Install increasingly elaborate coffee machines to boost morale
Release Date
Coming Soon™ (But actually releasing before October 2025)
WARNING: May contain excessive amounts of energy drinks, broken promises, and dad jokes about loading screens.
Get ready to redefine "It's done when it's done!"
P.S. In memory of those who didn't have a chance to live till this moment
(and those who gave up waiting)
