Chair-Riot
Strap into your rolling chair and blaze through ChairCo’s underground test facility. Drift, dodge, and speed past passive-aggressive obstacles in this precision chair-piloting arcade challenge—where only the fastest pilots reach the top of the leaderboard.
Race through ChairCo’s underground test facility as a freshly recruited chairtronaut in a high-speed, precision-piloting challenge that turns the humble office chair into a weapon of corporate glory. Chair-Riot blends snappy arcade controls with leaderboard-driven competition, letting you drift, dodge, and speed through passive-aggressive obstacle courses. Unlock deeper floors, master the Mark I, and claim your name in glorious red LED lights—one perfectly executed run at a time.
Features
Precision-focused arcade-style chair-piloting gameplay
Global leaderboards for every underground testing floor
Progressive level unlocking through ChairCo’s Secure Testing Facility
Passive-aggressive obstacles (because HR said “no more live tigers”)
Put your quick-twitch mouse skills to the ultimate test in Chair-Riot, where office chairs aren’t just for sitting—they’re for blazing through absurd corporate obstacle courses.
As ChairCo’s newest Top Gun chairtronaut, you’ve been hand-picked to pilot the legendary ChairCo Mark I (“ol’ Woody”) through the company’s underground testing facility. Your mission? Guide the Chair Track Indicator (the puck) through a maze of questionably designed test tracks and reach the finish line as fast as possible to climb the global leaderboard.
Navigate the Corporate Gauntlet
Deploy your employee ID badge and razor-sharp chair-wrangling skills to beat the clock.
Outsmart the dreaded Facilities Department, who’ve filled every corridor with passive-aggressive obstacles designed to slow you down.
Master the art of controlled chaos as you drift, roll, and spin your way to glory.
Descend Through the Facility
Start your chair-piloting journey on B1 and work your way deeper—B2, B3, and beyond—unlocking new test floors as you conquer each course.
Scan your keycard to access restricted levels buried beneath ChairCo HQ.
Compete against your personal bests—or take on the entire ChairCo team—to claim your name in blazing red LED lights.
Each floor features its own scoreboard, tracking your best and last times alongside company-wide records.
Do you have what it takes to become ChairCo’s top-gun rolling-chair pilot?
