Est. WishlistsestiProxy: followers × 12 (industry heuristic)
1.3K
Est. OwnersestiBoxleiter method: reviews × 32
—
Est. RevenueestiEst. owners × ~62% of list price
$0
Price (US)
Free
Release
May 30, 2024
About
An endless swimmer that life itself depends upon!
Developers Note:
Hi, This game ain't great. I know it, you know it. BUT if you manage to get a score above 4200 the game will reward you with a FREE Steam key*. I'm just happy I will no longer have to awkwardly try and explain to people the first game I made many years ago, they can just experience it themselves. -adamvision
Simply swim up and down on your way to victory. See how far you can go before being eliminated by popular methods of birth control.
FEATURES: ✔ FREE TO PLAY ✔ Simple one button / touch controls ✔ 13 ridiculous sperm ✔ 5 Power ups ✔ Avoid the effective birth control, such as the pill, condoms, and more. ✔ Includes Educational Factoids
Additional Credits: Brianna Flynn - Additional Art Song: "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" - Kevin MacLeod
* While keys last / Limit one per steam ID. Giveaways subject to being stopped any time.
Full controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam CloudSteam Leaderboards
Tags
2DAnimeArcadeCartoon
Estimates — owners use the Boxleiter method (reviews × 32), wishlists proxy followers × 12, revenue uses ~62% of list price × est. owners. These are rough industry heuristics, not official data.