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A Silent Statue
Play as world's most relatable MC: "Tired guy" as you uncover the mysteries of an old abandoned mansion full of suspiciously hot statues.
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Followers
837
Est. WishlistsestiProxy: followers × 12 (industry heuristic)
10K
Est. OwnersestiBoxleiter method: reviews × 32
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Est. RevenueestiEst. owners × ~62% of list price
$0
Price (US)
Free
Release
To be announced
About
Spoilers!
- This game is best enjoyed with no prior knowledge or spoilers!
Story(but I pretend to be a game publisher)!
After an almost catastrophic accident, our brave hero finds himself stuck in an inhospitable land. Far, far away from home. And so begins his epic quest to regain his self-confidence and attain the happiness and purpose he has been searching for his entire life. Join him in this soul-crushing, mind-bending, existentialist, statue-fucking journey.Scenes!
- Featuring around 14 fully animated scenes!
Maps!
- Featuring around 14 maps!
Gameplay!
- Featuring a walking simulator!
- There is none!
- You walk around and interact with objects and sometimes these objects are actually living statues and you get to stick your penis inside of them!
- It's a porn game made in RPGMaker!
- This one is like the other 10 million, but instead of anime tiddies it's statue tiddies!
- It's free!
- Why are you still reading this!
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Estimates — owners use the Boxleiter method (reviews × 32), wishlists proxy followers × 12, revenue uses ~62% of list price × est. owners. These are rough industry heuristics, not official data.
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