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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!
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Est. WishlistsestiProxy: followers × 12 (industry heuristic)
4K
Est. OwnersestiBoxleiter method: reviews × 32
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Est. RevenueestiEst. owners × ~62% of list price
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Price (US)
Free
Release
Mar 28, 2023
About
Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality.
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
New gameplay features!
Additional script polish!
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
- Higher resolution assets across the board!
- New 16:9 layout!
- Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!
New gameplay features!
- Controller Support!
- Achievements!
- Dynamic conversation logging!
- The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want!
Additional script polish!
- A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird!
- Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil.
- Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...
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Estimates — owners use the Boxleiter method (reviews × 32), wishlists proxy followers × 12, revenue uses ~62% of list price × est. owners. These are rough industry heuristics, not official data.
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