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WHATEVER
Inspired by true events. Drifting the giant cargo ship through a tiny, winding canal... What could go wrong?
Reviews
20
Positive
Positive
85.0%
17 positive
Followers
467
Est. WishlistsestiProxy: followers × 12 (industry heuristic)
5.6K
Est. OwnersestiBoxleiter method: reviews × 32
640
Est. RevenueestiEst. owners × ~62% of list price
$4K
Price (US)
$9.99
Release
Oct 20, 2022
About
WHATEVER is the top down isometric cargo ship drifting game. Inspired by true events, with a dash of comedy. Drifting the giant cargo ship through the tiny canal... How hard could it be?
Do you remember that one ship? Ever wondered how did it get stuck or how hard it is to actually pilot that thing through the canal? Well, me too!
WHATEVER is my attempt to answer these questions and satisfy my curiosity.
You will shed tears and finally realize how amazing every cargo ship captain truly is.
BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO PILOT THAT !$@%!$# 200,000 TONNE CARGO SHIP WITH ITS EXTREME INERTIA THROUGH THE CANAL!
Your mission is simple. Drift the ship through various canals and deliver all the precious cargo loads before the company goes bankrupt.
The more you progress, the more challenges will come. Violent winds, captivating whirlpools, kaiju, UFO... you name it. All of these are sure to make you yell "WHATEVER!" at one point, or another ;]
Features
- Seasickness-inducing inertia
- 200,000 tonnes of fun
- 9 narrow canals with 2 boss encounters (Yes, this game has bosses)
- Full controller support
Do you remember that one ship? Ever wondered how did it get stuck or how hard it is to actually pilot that thing through the canal? Well, me too!
WHATEVER is my attempt to answer these questions and satisfy my curiosity.
You will shed tears and finally realize how amazing every cargo ship captain truly is.
BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO PILOT THAT !$@%!$# 200,000 TONNE CARGO SHIP WITH ITS EXTREME INERTIA THROUGH THE CANAL!
Your mission is simple. Drift the ship through various canals and deliver all the precious cargo loads before the company goes bankrupt.
The more you progress, the more challenges will come. Violent winds, captivating whirlpools, kaiju, UFO... you name it. All of these are sure to make you yell "WHATEVER!" at one point, or another ;]
Features
- Seasickness-inducing inertia
- 200,000 tonnes of fun
- 9 narrow canals with 2 boss encounters (Yes, this game has bosses)
- Full controller support
Estimates — owners use the Boxleiter method (reviews × 32), wishlists proxy followers × 12, revenue uses ~62% of list price × est. owners. These are rough industry heuristics, not official data.
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